A BUNDLE OF TREATS
Like Einstein would've said if he also flunked out of school and pratfalled into the pet food business. "Treats are the fabric of the universe."
And everybody would've listened to him just because he’s like Big Mister "Theory of Relativity."
What’s so hard to get about gravity? You jump off a cliff, you fall.
Here’s my universal theory:
Life is a grind.
And what a grind.
Treats however, provide a break from The Grind.
Treats glorious treats
Dogs bark to get them
Three treats a day
Cheese, meat or marrow
Just picture a great big bone
Raw, meaty and tasty
Oh treats, Wonderful treats!
Marvellous treats, glorious treats
Another thing: Think about the utility of the humble treat. It’s how we dupe dogs to sit, fetch, beg, borrow or steal on command.
Throw a dog a bone and he's yours, so is my cousin Chicky.
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The treat, invented three days after the Big Bang in the Garden of Eden by a foxy snake-charmer named Eve who never went to college, is also an opportunity to feed your dog something healthy.
For example, think of the benefits of bones, a perennial leader on the Top Treats billboard charts.
1. Bones, which are in fact living tissues, are rich in vital micronutrients for our pets' bodies. Bone is full of minerals, mostly calcium and phosphorus, along with sodium, magnesium, and other trace important minerals.
Bones also keep your pooch busy, stimulates their minds. Gets them thinking:
Chew bone, chew bone.
Chew on this: Bones also clean teeth and promote healthy gums.
Then there's the real meat treats, the Meadys kind.
As you surely know, meat is essentially a high-quality protein that contains all the essential amino acids needed for body growth and maintenance.
Indeed, meat is the most complete dietary source of protein for your pet; its amino acid profile is almost identical to that of a dog's own muscles.
And it tastes great!
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- Mini beef tourtieres
- Poochie Sushi
- Chicken-blueberry weenies - precooked
- Chicken-sweet potato weenies - precooked
- Double-cheese burger bites (beef)
- Double-cheese burger bites (turkey)
- Beef-banana burgers and more...
Your dog deserves a break from the grind.
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