The Alternate Universe of Dogs
“What are they asking for their house?” A question that pretty much sums up my worldview. Whatever they’re asking; it’s too much. That's lif...
People You Meet Walking the Dog
Oh, the people you’ll meetWhen you're walking your dogLike Polly and RhondaAnd Gord, thinks he’s GodAnnoying as bed bugs,You certainly knowYou’ll d...
Blowin' in the Leaves
My neighbor, Wackman needs a dog. Then -- maybe, he could work on getting a life. I also think that Wackman is an embedded alien from another plane...
Dripped Out
"Dripped out, bro,” my 19-year-old son comments as he scrutinizes my layered look du jour and hipster shades.“The fit is fire...
Me & DJ Down by the Schoolyard
This piece was inspired by one of my favorite songs, Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard, by Paul Simon. Listening to it will enhance your readin...
Where's My Coat?
I saw the look on Amy’s face when she drove past me during Saturday morning’s 60-below-frostbite dog walk. "He's walking the dog in this weather?” ...