Dogs -- Welcome to Miami
I was in Miami over the Christmas holiday; so many dogs! And I may add -- super well-behaved dogs. People take them everywhere, a veritable feast for hardcore canine-watchers like me. In fact, I was so inspired that a wrote a little ditty. Call it kitschy, cornball, even cringey -- I don't care.But first you gotta get in the mood with a Will Smith tune: Welcome to Miami.
Welcome to Miami
Where poochies
Drippin' Guccis
Promenading wif Miz Smoochie
Who be lookin' supa juicy
Welcome to Miami
Bow wow wow wow wow
Welcome to Miami
Hotties decked out bling
Make a playah wanna sing
Inflated lips, bouncy tips
Pugs in Prada, watta trip
Welcome to Miami
Bow wow wow wow wow
Welcome to Miami
Bring ur dog any place
To the beach, in ur face
Dogs with blogs
Bikini babes
In synagogues
Mi-a-mi da spot to be
For dogs to chill
Stupendously
Welcome to Miami
Bow wow wow wow wow
Welcome to Miami