Know Your Neighbors: With a Dog
I live on 123 Any Street, Anytown, Canada and it’s nice. On weekends neighbors mow the lawn, walk the dog, carpool the kids to hockey. Slices of li...
Adding Years To Your Pet's Life
He jumps like a grasshopper and floats like a bee. Don't call him old, especially when he flashes his pearly whites and cozies up to the ladies. Th...
Darwinian Plans
My first Big Dream was to free all the world's oppressed people and live in a castle surrounded by a moat filled with alligators. When that fell th...
Seal Meat For Dogs & Cats
Are you looking for a healthy, natural pet snack for your cat or dog? Filled with protein and nutrients, and low in fat and carbs? Treats that are ...
Game Meat For Your Cat or Dog
Wild game is by far and away the best protein meat for your cat or dog. First, it's much leaner than commercially produced meat. Secondly, it's sig...
Be Prepared: Dealing With a Lost Pet
It's only one of those funny things after the fact; also because it turned out okay. Like the time I left my man-purse in a grocery cart in the sup...
That's A Puppy
Better than painting in Paris Better than smooching with girls Better th...
Don't Tease Your Dog
Who hasn’t unexpectedly and irrationally lost their mind for an instant? Happens to the best of us. As for dogs, well, temporary insanity is par f...
Baby It's Cold Out There, P2
I really can't stayBaby it's cold outsideI gotta go awayBaby it's cold outsideBeen humming that tune all week. Can't take this cold, unlike my Wels...
Garbage In, Garbage Out
Garbage in, garbage out. That’s about the only thing I remember from an Intro to Computer Science course that I suffered through like a century ago...
Canine Disobedience
I say, "Sit”, You bark, “No” I say, ”Stop,” and you just go go go Ohhh, oh no I say, "Lie down," and you jump around Around around Sometimes I wish...