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He jumps like a grasshopper and floats like a bee. Don't call him old, especially when he flashes his pearly whites and cozies up to the ladies. Th...

My first Big Dream was to free all the world's oppressed people and live in a castle surrounded by a moat filled with alligators. When that fell th...

Are you looking for a healthy, natural pet snack for your cat or dog? Filled with protein and nutrients, and low in fat and carbs? Treats that are ...

Wild game is by far and away the best protein meat for your cat or dog. First, it's much leaner than commercially produced meat. Secondly, it's sig...

It's only one of those funny things after the fact; also because it turned out okay. Like the time I left my man-purse in a grocery cart in the sup...

                         Better than painting in Paris                          Better than smooching with girls                          Better th...

Who hasn’t unexpectedly and irrationally lost their mind for an instant? Happens to the best of us. As for dogs, well, temporary insanity is par f...

Why are we so obsessed with our pets? “It’s modern society; we’re alienated.”Wrong, ancient Egyptians were just as obsessed with their pet cats. Di...

I really can't stayBaby it's cold outsideI gotta go awayBaby it's cold outsideBeen humming that tune all week. Can't take this cold, unlike my Wels...

Garbage in, garbage out. That’s about the only thing I remember from an Intro to Computer Science course that I suffered through like a century ago...

I say, "Sit”, You bark, “No” I say, ”Stop,” and you just go go go Ohhh, oh no I say, "Lie down," and you jump around Around around Sometimes I wish...

Like Villi the local shoemaker says, “Don’t complain about boring routine unless rusty tractor falls on your head. Then complain."Actually I'm slow...