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Like Einstein would've said if he also flunked out of school and pratfalled into the pet food business. "Treats are the fabric of the universe." A...

It was a Homer-Simpson moment as I blissfully napped dreaming of donuts…   Strawberry, chocolate, all-dressed... Then reality bit me on the butt w...

Art Kirschenblatt, my roly poly fourth-grade art teacher, would waddle up and down the classroom in a rage — desk by desk — with the same critique ...

New Year resolutions? Bah! I'd rather rack up the bad habits and live in the past. Retro beats reality in my books, as in: Back in my day -- We tre...

I was in Miami over the Christmas holiday; so many dogs! And I may add -- super well-behaved dogs. People take them everywhere, a veritable feast f...

Texture is an integral part of the Great Culinary Experience. Whether it's sinking your choppers into a juicy steak, crunching on a carrot, or slur...

What parent hasn’t been hounded by their kid for a dog? I want a dog I want it now I do not want A horse or cow I was one of those ki...

You’ve heard it ad nauseum — socialize your dog from the get go.   Seems obvious, eh?   Everyone knows that dogs are social creatures. Solid citize...

On-demand feeding works best for my dog, DJ. When he’s hungry, he'll let me know -- either by nodding his head, whining, or shouting in my ear, “Fe...

One of the great benefits of a raw diet is its exceedingly high moisture content, something in the range of 75%. This means that a raw-fed cat or d...

There was a home invasion across the street from us this week. Scary stuff. Screaming, squealing tires, cops, ambulance - the whole nine yards. Ine...

I’m that idiot stopped next to you at the red light. Stereo cranked up to thunderous, carpool karaoke-ing  to the Stones, (Lizzo if no one's lookin...